Sunday, April 6, 2008

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer"

Rackety got out this evening. I came outside a little later to find placed on my doorstep the head, and only the head, of a tiny baby bunny.

I knew she didn't like that new cat food, but that's no reason to go all Godfather on me.

Later on I caught her ordering this:

6 comments:

Emily said...

muahahaha. she wins.

Conor said...

How do YOU show affection and/or submission?

Anne said...

Well, I sure as hell don't do it by severing the heads of innocent, adorable woodland creatures and presenting them as gifts!

Conor said...

Rabbits are easily decapitated. It's their own fault, they're just begging for it with the long ears and the "oh my god I'm so frightened by you let's have a heart attack so I can't run away" quitter's attitude.

Rackety is just win.

Anne said...

BABY bunny. She decapitated a BABY BUNNY. She doesn't need to summon Satan. He summons HER.

Conor said...

Seriously, probably the best post on the interwebs. Comment thread isn't bad either.