I knew she didn't like that new cat food, but that's no reason to go all Godfather on me.
Later on I caught her ordering this:
Sunday, April 6, 2008
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer"
Rackety got out this evening. I came outside a little later to find placed on my doorstep the head, and only the head, of a tiny baby bunny.
I knew she didn't like that new cat food, but that's no reason to go all Godfather on me.
Later on I caught her ordering this:
I knew she didn't like that new cat food, but that's no reason to go all Godfather on me.
Later on I caught her ordering this:
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muahahaha. she wins.
How do YOU show affection and/or submission?
Well, I sure as hell don't do it by severing the heads of innocent, adorable woodland creatures and presenting them as gifts!
Rabbits are easily decapitated. It's their own fault, they're just begging for it with the long ears and the "oh my god I'm so frightened by you let's have a heart attack so I can't run away" quitter's attitude.
Rackety is just win.
BABY bunny. She decapitated a BABY BUNNY. She doesn't need to summon Satan. He summons HER.
Seriously, probably the best post on the interwebs. Comment thread isn't bad either.
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